(After reading about the low audience score of Disney+‘s Peter Pan & Wendy on Rotten Tomatoes, I came up with a spin-off of Peter Pan where Wendy Darling is the hero! Here’s an exciting scene from Revenge of Red Handed Jill!)

Captain Hook: "Why doesn't the lady pirate reveal her real name? You do have a name don't you?" Captain Red Handed Jill: "My name is Red Handed Jill." Captain Hook: "Pirate lady! Face me and tell me your name!" Captain Red Handed Jill removes her bandanna, turns around "My name is Wendy Moira Angela Darling, daughter of English citizens George and Mary Darling, Mother to the Lost Boys, loyal storyteller of the protector of Neverland, Peter Pan. Love interest to a murdered hero, older sister to 2 murdered little brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this world or the next." Mr. Smee: "Captain, what do we do?" The crew of the Jolly Roger draws their flintlocks, ready to attack. The Lost Boys step in front of Red Handed Jill, defending her "We won't let you harm our Mother!" The crews of other Neverland pirates, impressed by Red Handed Jill and her crew's fighting spirit, chant to let them live. Captain Hook: reluctantly "Lower your weapons. Let them go." The Crew of the Jolly Roger lower their flintlocks and sail their ship away. The crews of other Neverland pirates and the Lost Boys chant "Red Handed Jill!" as the Jolly Roger disappears into the horizon.

(Feel free to tell me what you guys think.)

What do you call someone who lives in Neverland?

A DUVCH!

I like my London, England Neverland hero friend, Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney’s classic, Peter Pan and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios. I believed in him when I was only 11-years-old in 2003. He was the boy that does not grow up because something meant that he lived on Neverland, a magical island with beautiful and lovely mermaids and wild redskin Indians and mean and malice pirates that turned out to be the Second Star to the Right and then straight on till Morning in the heavens that was high above London, England during the 20th century year, 1904 during the really early 20th century. He took Mr. George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling, and her two young brothers, John Darling, and Michael Darling from Bloomsbury in London, England to Neverland in order to fight with Captain Hook. His sensational legend was set in London, England on the planet, Earth and on Neverland in the heavens high above London. Every night, he had to team up with his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell to visit the planet Earth world on the planet, Earth when they did not hang out with their friends on the Neverland island in the heavens that was high above London in the 20th century year, 1904 in the really early 20th century. He chose the quiet corner house that was the home resident of the Darling family on the quiet corner street in Bloomsbury located in London because something meant that there were 5 people there that believed in him. There was Wendy’s mom, Mrs. Mary Darling. She was so kindhearted and she was so radiant and she was the loveliest lady in Bloomsbury with a sweet mocking mouth that had one kiss on it that Wendy would not get though it was there perfectly conspicuous on the right-hand corner and she believed that Peter was the spirit of youth back when she was by Wendy’s age before long Wendy was born. Her husband, Mr. George Darling who had to look kinda like Wendy’s London, England banker dad was a banker who knew the cost of everything even a hug and he was a practical man and he hated believing in Peter because he thought Peter was childish fiddle-faddle then nonsense then poppycock and he wanted Wendy to grow up in order to grow out of the Peter Pan stories that she told to John and Michael so that she could have her own room. I had to solve that problem by turning him into the great big green-colored jumping green pond frog so that he could jump and swim in rivers and lakes and ponds and eat yummy bugs by catching them with his own long sticky tongue that was so sticky like glue from glue sticks so that no one not even his kids or his wife could save him all the way from the curse that trapped him in a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog’s body and he will enjoy the talent to remain a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog every day and every night in every year and that will get to be his punishment for having his hatred for believing in Peter Pan. Their sons, John and Michael that had to look kinda like Wendy’s brothers believed that Peter was a real person and they made him look kinda like the hero part of all their nursery games while they played swoosh-buckling pirate sword fight adventures to look kinda like Peter and Captain Hook. Michael pretended to look kinda like Peter and John pretended to look kinda like Peter’s enemy, Captain James Hook the really evil and really notorious pirate captain of the Jolly Roger pirate ship. Their eldest sister, Wendy that had to look kinda like Mr. and Mrs. Darling’s eldest daughter did not only believe that she was the supreme great authority on Peter and all of his so cool and marvelous adventures such as the time Peter cutted Captain Hook’s left-hand off, and threw Captain Hook’s left-hand to the crocodile. Nana the nursemaid who turned out to be their pet St. Bernard dog kept her opinions to herself, and viewed the whole big affair with a certain tolerance. Then according to the most enchanted and magical legend of Peter Pan, I refused to hang out with Captain Hook when I decided to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile. The crocodile swallowed his hand. It means that Peter Pan knew everything about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw it to the crocodile. The truth about the crocodile was that he swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and turned out to be Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping Mr. George Darling's kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter's men, the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief's daughter, Tiger Lily the very young Indian Princess daughter of the Neverland Indian Chief. Peter Pan is my Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England because he told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook's hand off and threw it to the crocodile. His job was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook with the help of the crocodile. That's because Peter Pan was better than Captain Hook. I did it to have my great belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old. I had to go through my Peter Pan experience when I had my belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old in 2003. The Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney version of Peter Pan with Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll as Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios were better than The Cat In The Hat with Michael John Myers OC as the Cat in the Hat and Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III who played Thomas the Tank Engine’s great friend, Mr. Conductor, the North American Indian Valley Railroad Shining Time Station train conductor in Thomas And The Magic Railroad as Lawrence Quinn. I teamed up with Peter Pan (Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter) and Peter Pan (Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll) to fight Lawrence Quinn (Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III). I had some top favorite things to like the most about Peter. He had to look kinda like the mean robber in Tinker Bell’s sensational light on his search for his shadow and he can fly in order to get around London, England and the Neverland island and he can draw Captain Hook’s cannonball fire shots so that he can escape the cannonball fire shots and he liked imitating Captain Hook and he had talent to fight Captain Hook and call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Captain Hook gave me permission to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock because he was so too very dangerous to hang out with and he had his very sharpest iron hook for a claw. The crocodile swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and the clock because something meant that he had to look kinda like Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping London, England Banker George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter Pan’s men, Slightly and Nibs and the Twins and Cubby and Curly and Tootles the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief’s daughter, Princess Tiger Lily throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Peter Pan told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw Captain Hook’s hand to the crocodile because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. His adventure was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to team up with the crocodile to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook. To do that, he teamed up with London, England Banker George Darling’s eldest daughter, Wendy Moira Angela Darling to save Tiger Lily from Captain Hook and her drown death in the water at Skull Rock and get Tiger Lily back to her father, the Neverland Indian Chief, and finally, the good news to know was that he joined his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell on her mission to save the Lost Boys and Wendy and John and Michael from Captain Hook on Captain Hook’s pirate ship. I did those things to look kinda like the too very bravest as a too very bravest vigilant adventurer in order to have great belief in Peter Pan when I believed in Peter Pan at 11-years-old in 2003 so that could join Peter out on his swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles to call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile for kidnapping Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily. Peter had to look kinda like the winner of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles and Captain Hook had to look kinda like the loser of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles. By the time Wendy knew that when they were even kidnapped, she knew that Peter could save them and he did save them and he teamed up with Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily to call Captain Hook a codfish so that they could send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock. Peter Pan gave me permission to say that he was better than Captain Hook because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. By the time Wendy left her childhood behind, she had to look kinda like the mom to her daughter, Jane because something meant that she had to tell Jane how Peter made brand-new friends with her and took her to defeat Captain Hook. Jane wanted to make her brand-new friends with Peter and his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell when she wanted to hear the generous stories about Peter and the Lost Boys and the pirates and the mermaids and the Neverland Indian Encampment.

I like my London, England Neverland hero friend, Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney’s classic, Peter Pan and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios. I believed in him when I was only 11-years-old in 2003. He was the boy that does not grow up because something meant that he lived on Neverland, a magical island with beautiful and lovely mermaids and wild redskin Indians and mean and malice pirates that turned out to be the Second Star to the Right and then straight on till Morning in the heavens that was high above London, England during the 20th century year, 1904 during the really early 20th century. He took Mr. George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling, and her two young brothers, John Darling, and Michael Darling from Bloomsbury in London, England to Neverland in order to fight with Captain Hook. His sensational legend was set in London, England on the planet, Earth and on Neverland in the heavens high above London. Every night, he had to team up with his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell to visit the planet Earth world on the planet, Earth when they did not hang out with their friends on the Neverland island in the heavens that was high above London in the 20th century year, 1904 in the really early 20th century. He chose the quiet corner house that was the home resident of the Darling family on the quiet corner street in Bloomsbury located in London because something meant that there were 5 people there that believed in him. There was Wendy’s mom, Mrs. Mary Darling. She was so kindhearted and she was so radiant and she was the loveliest lady in Bloomsbury with a sweet mocking mouth that had one kiss on it that Wendy would not get though it was there perfectly conspicuous on the right-hand corner and she believed that Peter was the spirit of youth back when she was by Wendy’s age before long Wendy was born. Her husband, Mr. George Darling who had to look kinda like Wendy’s London, England banker dad was a banker who knew the cost of everything even a hug and he was a practical man and he hated believing in Peter because he thought Peter was childish fiddle-faddle then nonsense then poppycock and he wanted Wendy to grow up in order to grow out of the Peter Pan stories that she told to John and Michael so that she could have her own room. I had to solve that problem by turning him into the great big green-colored jumping green pond frog so that he could jump and swim in rivers and lakes and ponds and eat yummy bugs by catching them with his own long sticky tongue that was so sticky like glue from glue sticks so that no one not even his kids or his wife could save him all the way from the curse that trapped him in a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog’s body and he will remain a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog every day and every night in every year and that will get to be his punishment for having his hatred for believing in Peter Pan. Their sons, John and Michael that had to look kinda like Wendy’s brothers believed that Peter was a real person and they made him look kinda like the hero part of all their nursery games while they played swoosh-buckling pirate sword fight adventures to look kinda like Peter and Captain Hook. Michael pretended to look kinda like Peter and John pretended to look kinda like Peter’s enemy, Captain James Hook the really evil and really notorious pirate captain of the Jolly Roger pirate ship. Their eldest sister, Wendy that had to look kinda like Mr. and Mrs. Darling’s eldest daughter did not only believe that she was the supreme great authority on Peter and all of his so cool and marvelous adventures such as the time Peter cutted Captain Hook’s left-hand off, and threw Captain Hook’s left-hand to the crocodile. Nana the nursemaid who turned out to be their pet St. Bernard dog kept her opinions to herself, and viewed the whole big affair with a certain tolerance. Then according to the most enchanted and magical legend of Peter Pan, I refused to hang out with Captain Hook when I decided to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile. The crocodile swallowed his hand. It means that Peter Pan knew everything about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw it to the crocodile. The truth about the crocodile was that he swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and turned out to be Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping Mr. George Darling's kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter's men, the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief's daughter, Tiger Lily the very young Indian Princess daughter of the Neverland Indian Chief. Peter Pan is my Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England because he told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook's hand off and threw it to the crocodile. His job was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook with the help of the crocodile. That's because Peter Pan was better than Captain Hook. I did it to have my great belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old. I had to go through my Peter Pan experience when I had my belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old in 2003. The Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney version of Peter Pan with Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll as Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios were better than The Cat In The Hat with Michael John Myers OC as the Cat in the Hat and Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III who played Thomas the Tank Engine’s great friend, Mr. Conductor, the North American Indian Valley Railroad Shining Time Station train conductor in Thomas And The Magic Railroad as Lawrence Quinn. I teamed up with Peter Pan (Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter) and Peter Pan (Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll) to fight Lawrence Quinn (Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III). I had some top favorite things to like the most about Peter. He had to look kinda like the mean robber in Tinker Bell’s sensational light on his search for his shadow and he can fly in order to get around London, England and the Neverland island and he can draw Captain Hook’s cannonball fire shots so that he can escape the cannonball fire shots and he liked imitating Captain Hook and he had talent to fight Captain Hook and call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Captain Hook gave me permission to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock because he was so too very dangerous to hang out with and he had his very sharpest iron hook for a claw. The crocodile swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and the clock because something meant that he had to look kinda like Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping London, England Banker George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter Pan’s men, Slightly and Nibs and the Twins and Cubby and Curly and Tootles the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief’s daughter, Princess Tiger Lily throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Peter Pan told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw Captain Hook’s hand to the crocodile because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. His adventure was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to team up with the crocodile to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook. To do that, he teamed up with London, England Banker George Darling’s eldest daughter, Wendy Moira Angela Darling to save Tiger Lily from Captain Hook and her drown death in the water at Skull Rock and get Tiger Lily back to her father, the Neverland Indian Chief, and finally, the good news to know was that he joined his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell on her mission to save the Lost Boys and Wendy and John and Michael from Captain Hook on Captain Hook’s pirate ship. I did those things to look kinda like the too very bravest as a too very bravest vigilant adventurer in order to have great belief in Peter Pan when I believed in Peter Pan at 11-years-old in 2003 so that could join Peter out on his swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles to call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile for kidnapping Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily. Peter had to look kinda like the winner of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles and Captain Hook had to look kinda like the loser of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles. By the time Wendy knew that when they were even kidnapped, she knew that Peter could save them and he did save them and he teamed up with Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily to call Captain Hook a codfish so that they could send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock. Peter Pan gave me permission to say that he was better than Captain Hook because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. By the time Wendy left her childhood behind, she had to look kinda like the mom to her daughter, Jane because something meant that she had to tell Jane how Peter made brand-new friends with her and took her to defeat Captain Hook. Jane wanted to make her brand-new friends with Peter and his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell when she wanted to hear the generous stories about Peter and the Lost Boys and the pirates and the mermaids and the Neverland Indian Encampment.

I like my London, England Neverland hero friend, Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney’s classic, Peter Pan and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios. I believed in him when I was only 11-years-old in 2003. He was the boy that does not grow up because something meant that he lived on Neverland, a magical island with beautiful and lovely mermaids and wild redskin Indians and mean and malice pirates that turned out to be the Second Star to the Right and then straight on till Morning in the heavens that was high above London, England during the 20th century year, 1904 during the really early 20th century. He took Mr. George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling, and her two young brothers, John Darling, and Michael Darling from Bloomsbury in London, England to Neverland in order to fight with Captain Hook. His sensational legend was set in London, England on the planet, Earth and on Neverland in the heavens high above London. Every night, he had to team up with his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell to visit the planet Earth world on the planet, Earth when they did not hang out with their friends on the Neverland island in the heavens that was high above London in the 20th century year, 1904 in the really early 20th century. He chose the quiet corner house that was the home resident of the Darling family on the quiet corner street in Bloomsbury located in London because something meant that there were 5 people there that believed in him. There was Wendy’s mom, Mrs. Mary Darling. She was so kindhearted and she was so radiant and she was the loveliest lady in Bloomsbury with a sweet mocking mouth that had one kiss on it that Wendy would not get though it was there perfectly conspicuous on the right-hand corner and she believed that Peter was the spirit of youth back when she was by Wendy’s age before long Wendy was born. Her husband, Mr. George Darling who had to look kinda like Wendy’s London, England banker dad was a banker who knew the cost of everything even a hug and he was a practical man and he hated believing in Peter because he thought Peter was childish fiddle-faddle then nonsense then poppycock and he wanted Wendy to grow up in order to grow out of the Peter Pan stories that she told to John and Michael so that she could have her own room. I had to solve that problem by turning him into the great big green-colored jumping green pond frog so that he could jump and swim in rivers and lakes and ponds and eat yummy bugs by catching them with his own long sticky tongue that was so sticky like glue from glue sticks so that no one not even his kids or his wife could save him all the way from the curse that trapped him in a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog’s body and he will remain a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog every day and every night in every year and that will get to be his punishment for having his hatred for believing in Peter Pan. Their sons, John and Michael that had to look kinda like Wendy’s brothers believed that Peter was a real person and they made him look kinda like the hero part of all their nursery games while they played swoosh-buckling pirate sword fight adventures to look kinda like Peter and Captain Hook. Michael pretended to look kinda like Peter and John pretended to look kinda like Peter’s enemy, Captain James Hook the really evil and really notorious pirate captain of the Jolly Roger pirate ship. Their eldest sister, Wendy that had to look kinda like Mr. and Mrs. Darling’s eldest daughter did not only believe that she was the supreme great authority on Peter and all of his so cool and marvelous adventures such as the time Peter cutted Captain Hook’s left-hand off, and threw Captain Hook’s left-hand to the crocodile. Nana the nursemaid who turned out to be their pet St. Bernard dog kept her opinions to herself, and viewed the whole big affair with a certain tolerance. Then according to the most enchanted and magical legend of Peter Pan, I refused to hang out with Captain Hook when I decided to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile. The crocodile swallowed his hand. It means that Peter Pan knew everything about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw it to the crocodile. The truth about the crocodile was that he swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and turned out to be Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping Mr. George Darling's kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter's men, the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief's daughter, Tiger Lily the very young Indian Princess daughter of the Neverland Indian Chief. Peter Pan is my Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England because he told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook's hand off and threw it to the crocodile. His job was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook with the help of the crocodile. That's because Peter Pan was better than Captain Hook. I did it to have my great belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old. I had to go through my Peter Pan experience when I had my belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old in 2003. The Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney version of Peter Pan with Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll as Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios were better than The Cat In The Hat with Michael John Myers OC as the Cat in the Hat and Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III who played Thomas the Tank Engine’s great friend, Mr. Conductor, the North American Indian Valley Railroad Shining Time Station train conductor in Thomas And The Magic Railroad as Lawrence Quinn. I teamed up with Peter Pan (Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter) and Peter Pan (Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll) to fight Lawrence Quinn (Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III). I had some top favorite things to like the most about Peter. He had to look kinda like the mean robber in Tinker Bell’s sensational light on his search for his shadow and he can fly in order to get around London, England and the Neverland island and he can draw Captain Hook’s cannonball fire shots so that he can escape the cannonball fire shots and he liked imitating Captain Hook and he had talent to fight Captain Hook and call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Captain Hook gave me permission to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock because he was so too very dangerous to hang out with and he had his very sharpest iron hook for a claw. The crocodile swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and the clock because something meant that he had to look kinda like Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping London, England Banker George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter Pan’s men, Slightly and Nibs and the Twins and Cubby and Curly and Tootles the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief’s daughter, Princess Tiger Lily throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Peter Pan told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw Captain Hook’s hand to the crocodile because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. His adventure was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to team up with the crocodile to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook. To do that, he teamed up with London, England Banker George Darling’s eldest daughter, Wendy Moira Angela Darling to save Tiger Lily from Captain Hook and her drown death in the water at Skull Rock and get Tiger Lily back to her father, the Neverland Indian Chief, and finally, the good news to know was that he joined his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell on her mission to save the Lost Boys and Wendy and John and Michael from Captain Hook on Captain Hook’s pirate ship. I did those things to look kinda like the too very bravest as a too very bravest vigilant adventurer in order to have great belief in Peter Pan when I believed in Peter Pan at 11-years-old in 2003 so that could join Peter out on his swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles to call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile for kidnapping Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily. Peter had to look kinda like the winner of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles and Captain Hook had to look kinda like the loser of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles. By the time Wendy knew that when they were even kidnapped, she knew that Peter could save them and he did save them and he teamed up with Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily to call Captain Hook a codfish so that they could send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock. Peter Pan gave me permission to say that he was better than Captain Hook because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. By the time Wendy left her childhood behind, she had to look kinda like the mom to her daughter, Jane because something meant that she had to tell Jane how Peter made brand-new friends with her and took her to defeat Captain Hook. Jane wanted to make her brand-new friends with Peter and his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell when she wanted to hear the generous stories about Peter and the Lost Boys and the pirates and the mermaids and the Neverland Indian Encampment.

I remember the final fight with Peter promising not to fly and during the final fight, Peter lost grip of his dagger and then it was caught by Hook and then got thrown away behind him leaving Peter weaponless.

Watching Return to Neverland, made me wonder how he would have his dagger again as I thought that the dagger would have landed in the water because of how high up from the deck of the ship they were fighting from, but it seems doubtful that Peter would go through the trouble of looking for his dagger underwater as he does effectively have an upgrade to a sword when wearing Captain Hooks clothes and he mostly used the dagger for swordfighting against Hook who got chased away by the crocodile, plus finding the dagger underwater would probably be as difficult as finding a needle in a haystack.

Captain Hook gave me permission to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock because he was so too very dangerous to hang out with and he had his very sharpest iron hook for a claw. The crocodile swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and the clock because something meant that he had to look kinda like Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping London, England Banker George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter Pan’s men, Slightly and Nibs and the Twins and Cubby and Curly and Tootles the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief’s daughter, Princess Tiger Lily throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Peter Pan told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw Captain Hook’s hand to the crocodile because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. His adventure was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to team up with the crocodile to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook. To do that, he teamed up with London, England Banker George Darling’s eldest daughter, Wendy Moira Angela Darling to save Tiger Lily from Captain Hook and her drown death in the water at Skull Rock and get Tiger Lily back to her father, the Neverland Indian Chief, and finally, the good and happy news to know was that he joined his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell on her mission to save the Lost Boys and Wendy and John and Michael from Captain Hook on Captain Hook’s pirate ship. I did those things to look kinda like the too very bravest as a too very bravest vigilant adventurer in order to have great belief in Peter Pan when I believed in Peter Pan at 11-years-old in 2003 so that could join Peter out on his swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles to call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile for kidnapping Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily. Peter had to look kinda like the winner of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles and Captain Hook had to look kinda like the loser of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles. By the time Wendy knew that when they were even kidnapped, she knew that Peter could save them and he did save them and he teamed up with Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily to call Captain Hook a codfish so that they could send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock. Peter Pan gave me permission to say that he was better than Captain Hook because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England.

I like my London, England Neverland hero friend, Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney’s classic, Peter Pan and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios. I believed in him when I was only 11-years-old in 2003. He was the boy that does not grow up because something meant that he lived on Neverland, a magical island with beautiful and lovely mermaids and wild redskin Indians and mean and malice pirates that turned out to be the Second Star to the Right and then straight on till Morning in the heavens that was high above London, England during the 20th century year, 1904 during the really early 20th century. He took Mr. George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling, and her two young brothers, John Darling, and Michael Darling from Bloomsbury in London, England to Neverland in order to fight with Captain Hook. His sensational legend was set in London, England on the planet, Earth and on Neverland in the heavens high above London. Every night, Peter and his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell visited the planet Earth world on the planet, Earth when they do not hang out with their friends in Neverland in the heavens that was high above London in the 20th century year, 1904 in the really early 20th century. He chose the quiet corner house that was the home resident of the Darling family on the quiet corner street in Bloomsbury located in London because there were 5 people there that believed in him. There was Wendy’s mom, Mrs. Mary Darling. She was so kindhearted and she was so radiant and she was the loveliest lady in Bloomsbury with a sweet mocking mouth that had one kiss on it that Wendy would not get though it was there perfectly conspicuous on the right-hand corner and she believed that Peter was the spirit of youth back when she was Wendy’s age before long Wendy was born. Her husband, Mr. George Darling who had to look kinda like Wendy’s dad was a banker who knew the cost of everything even a hug and he was a practical man and he hated believing in Peter because he thought Peter was childish fiddle-faddle then nonsense then poppycock and he wanted Wendy to grow up in order to grow out of the Peter Pan stories that she told to John and Michael so that she could have her own room. I had to solve that problem by turning him into the great big green-colored jumping green pond frog so that he could jump and swim in rivers and lakes and ponds and eat yummy bugs by catching them with his own long sticky tongue that was so sticky like glue from glue sticks so that no one not even his kids or his wife could save him all the way from the curse that trapped him in a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog’s body and he will remain a great big green-colored jumping green pond frog every day and every night in every year and that will get to be his punishment for having his hatred for believing in Peter Pan. Their sons, John and Michael that had to look kinda like Wendy’s brothers believed that Peter was a real person and they made him look kinda like the hero part of all their nursery games while they played swoosh-buckling pirate sword fight adventures to look kinda like Peter and Captain Hook. Michael pretended to look kinda like Peter and John pretended to look kinda like Peter’s enemy, Captain James Hook the really evil and really notorious pirate captain of the Jolly Roger pirate ship. Their eldest sister, Wendy that had to look kinda like Mr. and Mrs. Darling’s eldest daughter did not only believe that she was the supreme great authority on Peter and all of his so cool and marvelous adventures such as the time Peter cutted Captain Hook’s left-hand off, and threw Captain Hook’s left-hand to the crocodile. Nana the nursemaid who turned out to be their pet St. Bernard dog kept her opinions to herself, and viewed the whole big affair with a certain tolerance. Then according to the most enchanted and magical legend of Peter Pan, I refused to hang out with Captain Hook when I decided to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile. The crocodile swallowed his hand. It means that Peter Pan knew everything about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw it to the crocodile. The truth about the crocodile was that he swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and turned out to be Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping Mr. George Darling's kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter's men, the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief's daughter, Tiger Lily the very young Indian Princess daughter of the Neverland Indian Chief. Peter Pan is my Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England because he told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook's hand off and threw it to the crocodile. His job was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook with the help of the crocodile. That's because Peter Pan was better than Captain Hook. I did it to have my great belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old. I had to go through my Peter Pan experience when I had my belief in Peter Pan at eleven-years-old in 2003. The Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney version of Peter Pan with Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll as Peter Pan from Walt Disney/Walter Elias Disney and the Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter Peter Pan movie from Universal Studios Home Video Pictures and Columbia Tri-Star Pictures and Revolution Studios were better than The Cat In The Hat with Michael John Myers OC as the Cat in the Hat and Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III who played Thomas the Tank Engine’s great friend, Mr. Conductor, the North American Indian Valley Railroad Shining Time Station train conductor in Thomas And The Magic Railroad as Lawrence Quinn. I teamed up with Peter Pan (Jeremy Robert Myron Sumpter) and Peter Pan (Young Robert Cletus “Bobby” Driscoll) to fight Lawrence Quinn (Alec Baldwin/Alexander Rae Baldwin the III). I had some top favorite things to like the most about Peter. He had to look kinda like the mean robber in Tinker Bell’s sensational light on his search for his shadow and he can fly in order to get around London, England and the Neverland island and he can draw Captain Hook’s cannonball fire shots so that he can escape the cannonball fire shots and he liked imitating Captain Hook and he had talent to fight Captain Hook and call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Captain Hook gave me permission to fight him and hurt him and call him names and call him a codfish and send him to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock because he was so too very dangerous to hang out with and he had his very sharpest iron hook for a claw. The crocodile swallowed Captain Hook’s hand and the clock because something meant that he had to look kinda like Captain Hook’s punishment for kidnapping London, England Banker George Darling’s kids, Wendy Moira Angela Darling and her two young brothers, John Darling and Michael Darling and Peter Pan’s men, Slightly and Nibs and the Twins and Cubby and Curly and Tootles the Lost Boys and the Neverland Indian Chief’s daughter, Princess Tiger Lily throughout the Never Smile At A Crocodile song. Peter Pan told me much about the time he cutted Captain Hook’s hand off and threw Captain Hook’s hand to the crocodile because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England Neverland hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England. His adventure was to protect the Neverland island from Captain Hook in order to team up with the crocodile to save Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily from Captain Hook. To do that, he teamed up with London, England Banker George Darling’s eldest daughter, Wendy Moira Angela Darling to save Tiger Lily from Captain Hook and her drown death in the water at Skull Rock and get Tiger Lily back to her father, the Neverland Indian Chief, and finally, the good news to know was that he joined his pixie fairy, Tinker Bell on her mission to save the Lost Boys and Wendy and John and Michael from Captain Hook on Captain Hook’s pirate ship. I did those things to look kinda like the too very bravest as a too very bravest vigilant adventurer in order to have great belief in Peter Pan when I believed in Peter Pan at 11-years-old in 2003 so that could join Peter out on his swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles to call Captain Hook a codfish and send Captain Hook to the crocodile for kidnapping Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily. Peter had to look kinda like the winner of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles and Captain Hook had to look kinda like the loser of the swoosh-buckling Peter Pan and Captain Hook pirate sword fight battles. By the time Wendy knew that when they were even kidnapped, she knew that Peter could save them and he did save them and he teamed up with Wendy and John and Michael and the Lost Boys and Tiger Lily to call Captain Hook a codfish so that they could send Captain Hook to the crocodile that swallowed his hand and the clock. Peter Pan gave me permission to say that he was better than Captain Hook because something meant that he had to look kinda like my London, England hero friend from the Neverland island in the heavens above London, England.

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Late by a couple of days, but happy 70th anniversary to the iconic animated film Peter Pan!